"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."  - A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

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frendaseivelun:

fruitsoftheweb:

Simulation of meshed gummybears using the Discrete Element Method.

enter the    B E A R    C U B E 

frendaseivelun:

fruitsoftheweb:

Simulation of meshed gummybears using the Discrete Element Method.

enter the    B E A R    C U B E 

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VIA: mastrutabe ORIGINALLY FROM: fruitsoftheweb

katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

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thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…


don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

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VIA: snuffleshire ORIGINALLY FROM: tsarcasm
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life    cat    
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VIA: dogsnews ORIGINALLY FROM: pisssmoker
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Anonymous ASKED:
what do you want to be when u throw up?

rlmjob:

sober

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scareamore:

oh my god so i was band merch hunting at hot topic yesterday, and you know it was busy, lots of other folks in the store looking around, when all of a sudden the intro to Welcome To The Black Parade came on

LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORE WENT SILENT

IT WAS LIKE 20 EMOS HOLDING THEIR BREATH AT ONCE

they changed it mid song because i think someone was about to start crying

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VIA: poopoclock ORIGINALLY FROM: scareamore
streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

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VIA: lascocks ORIGINALLY FROM: streeter
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